I think my cat is trying to kill me. But he's being sneaky about it. He knows he'll be blamed if he kills me in my sleep, so he's trying to make it look like an accident.
He'll run down the stairs, then stop on a dime mid-way, hoping that I'll trip over him. When I don't, he looks at me with his cute yellow innocent eyes, and cocks his head like he's saying, "oops".
Then he'll run in and out between my legs hoping to mess up my walking across the room, and when that doesn't work, he'll hold on to my ankle while I'm on the move and lets himself be dragged. On the plus side, walking with the ankle grab is a great way to clean the floor.
Maybe it's because I don't let him jump on the counter, or because I get mad when he steals my drinking straws. It could also be that after a 15 minute session of petting, my arm gets tired and he wants more. Or, I give him as many treats as it says to on the bag, and not as many as he wants.
...in any case, I think he has it in for me.
too funny, and I know exactly what you mean, but it's my dog that is the culprit! She runs right in front of my feet when I am walking, criss-crosses my path, particularly when I am walking in the kitchen, and then abruptly stops for no apparent reason. I often say she will be the death of me.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!! I have a black cat that does the same thing! Maybe they're in cahoots!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI think all cats are a little passive aggressive. But I love mine anyway.
ReplyDeleteI think it's a black cat thing. I have one myself!
ReplyDeleteMy advice to you is to WATCH YOUR BACK! You never know what's going on in their little minds. Mine keeps taking my ponytail holders. Hmmm, wonder what her plans are for all those...
Haha!! thats so funny!!! gotta love em!!
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