Yule Doos Christmas Ornament
Quit scanning the shelves of the Hallmark store for that perfect ornament...because here it is!
The Yule Doos Christmas Ornament can turn a crappy holiday into an even crappier one. This magnificent piece of poo is sprinkled with glitter and comes ready to hang with a red & green satin ribbon.
Fear not, the Yule Doos ornament is unscented. Measures approximately 3" high and 3" in diameter
Twelve Shots of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmas would have been so much better if only they were accompanied by some hardcore drinking.
With the invention of the The Twelve Shots of Christmas Shot Glass Wreath you and your friends can find the holiday spirit while enjoying some "holiday spirits".
Tube Sock Christmas Stockings
The "No frills" approach to Christmas Stockings.
Put those red velvet boring stockings back in the attic and get yourself a few Tube Sock Christmas Stockings.
Finally the tube sock will be a appreciated gift especially stuffed with holiday gifts!
Inflatable Turkey
This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!
Each 16" long, vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, or a replacement beach ball to bat around on a sunny day.
The Inflatable Turkey comes deflated in a 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 2-7/8" illustrated SPAM-like tin.
The Inflatable Turkey is great!
ReplyDeleteJust... wow. Where did you find these things!?! I can definitely think of a few people who would appreciate the 12 shots of Christmas, though...
ReplyDeleteLOL so funny.
ReplyDelete