Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Product Thank You's


First off, my father is the king of the chain emails and joke emails and warning emails. Usually a glance at them and move on...but every once in a while he sends me something that makes me laugh out loud...enjoy!


Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product
you have. I've used it all of my married life,
as my Mom always told me it was the best.
Now that I am in my forties I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to belittle me about
how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming
a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and
somehow I ended up with his blood on my new
white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with
bleach alternative, to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives
who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests
on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I was no longer considered a
suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!
Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

7 comments:

  1. LMAO!!! OMG, that is a riot!!!!

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  2. I'm a Gain gal - addicted to how it smell (so fabulous!). Funny post :)
    31everything.com

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  3. I've seen that before! It's just too funny, need to read it to the hubby as a reminder :)

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  4. Became a Gain girl too after my second child became alergic to Tide. I may have to consider going back if I can get away with murder with it!!!!! Maybe not the husband, just the boss. hehe

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